----------->
----------->
----------->
----------->

Saturday, March 24, 2007

The next time B5 catch a movie together as a class... kindly remember these things we would had never had known without movies..

1.It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

2.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

3.If a git decide to start dancing in the streets, anyone he bump into will know all the steps.

4.Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication system of any invading alien civilisation.

5.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6.Everyone is mentally and physically prepared for involvement in a car crash, hijacking, explosion or volcanic eruption.

7.Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

8.You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

9.Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. (but rest assured that the kid will be rescued wols-ly)

10.Television news bulletins usually run a story that affects you personally-at the precise moment you turn the television on.

Your resident dandy

Eugene-ACJC

*7:15 PM